January 2012
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December 2011
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My mom was sitting at my desk talking to me while...
Thank God there was a picture of a Boston Terrier instead of the GIF image of a girl masturbating a few posts later.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Tumblr just told me I had 100+ more posts on my...
So I refresh and I see only 7 new posts. Tumblr has the exaggerations of a 5 year old.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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It might be creepy that I’m too preoccupied with those websites that generate baby faces. The creepy part being I’m using the face of somebody who I’m not even dating.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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So I was talking to somebody at school before...
Me: (listening to ipod)
Kid: Yo what are you listening to?
Me: Oh this band, I doubt you know of them. They're called Pain.
Kid: (Defensively) Oh yeah? I know a lot of that indie stuff. I love indie music. That stuff is my life. Indie is the music of love.
Me: What indie bands or artists do you listen to?
Kid: Paramore
Dec 30th
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
Dec 30th
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pastimeforjason asked: Forrest I'm pregnant and you're not the father. It's Dylan...I'm sorry.
Dec 30th
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talmire asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag backs.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I kind of hate waking up everyday looking forward...
Except not really and these are basically what I look forward to everyday.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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That terrifying moment when my great grandma has the same last name as the girl I like.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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I can’t believe I’m too stupid write an address correctly.asidfjskdghdkghsd; I’m too sick for this. I hate my life, but only when I’m sick (which means I  spend about 1/20th of my life hating it all).
Dec 27th
Dec 26th
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So I have this awesome cold that's kicking my ass.
And it’s not the “runny nose and sneeze” kind of cold. It’s the “YO NIGGA I’M GONNA  SWELL YOUR UVULA AND MAKE YOU CHOKE ON DAT BITCH. IMMA ALSO IRRITATE THE HELL OUT OF YOUR THROAT SO THAT WHEN EVER YOU TRY TO GET A CHANCE TO BREATHE, YOU’RE GONNA FEEL THE BURN LIKE YOU’RE (insert Holocaust reference here)!” cold. This cold is an asshole.
Dec 26th
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niggers: africans: i go 2 search my tag and all i see is a bunch of black ppl wat is that dude same
Dec 26th
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